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Imagine If....

Author: Shexpeare /

Mr. Perry was a writing utensil. What would he/she be?

A CRAYON!!!!!!!!

That was so fun! We need to get everyone together and play Imagine If again! It was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! Let's do it!


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i hate being alone

Author: Shexpeare /


I love the bookstore.
And the theatre.
And the coffee shop.

Secrets....

Author: Shexpeare /


www.postsecret.blogspot.com

You should really check the site out.

So back about a month ago, me and bobby went to lagoon. And dude, there is this one ride, where YOU ARE spiderman. Or an army man, but whatever. Anyway, it was one of the most fun rides and it isn't a popular one.
Those were good times.
Even though it took us forever to get up there.
I miss you!

interesting...

Author: Shexpeare /

So I went salsa dancing. That was interesting. I visited some friends from theatre camp (who also didn't go) and they took me with them. It was at this latino cafe place.... full of gabes I swear. Anyway, guys asked me to dance. BYU guys, and, if you didn't know, I don't dance. It was interesting enough when the hot swedish guy asked me to dance (THIS ISN'T FUNNY) BUT THINGS GOT MORE INTERESTING. First I saw santiago, which was... interesting. THEN a weird balding old guy who I swear was just trying to moleste the innocent byu girls, asked me to dance. My friend laughed, and I laughed too, only nervously. He....
How do I put this?
He danced...
INTERESTING.
Things were just interesting. He would do this thing with his pelvis. Kinda like... putting his hands over his head, and doing the anti-gravity sex room dance.
It wasn't pretty.
Just interesting.
INTERESTING!!! That is the only way to describe last night.
Salsa dancing.
P.S. What happened to the blogs anyway! They use to be so fun and everyone commented. Seriously, check it out. Go to JUNE 2004 archives, and it will PROVE how much better last summer was.

I'm running a second term, bitches.

Author: Shexpeare /

I had the funniest instant message conversations today. And I had a great one with Shmoo Sousa Emily And Ef Hoffo all at once, but that one is too long to post. But.... it had to do with Hunting with Sousa, Road Trips, And the Senator toys that bitch slap all those who go against democracy.
Anyway..... Then I was looking at www.m-w.com favorite words that aren't in the dictionary... and one of them was....
Freak OFF! says:
stealth-geek : one that hides nerdy interests while maintaining a normal outward appearance
Freak OFF! says:
a.k.a. is chelsey
Badly Drawn Girl says:
omgwtf no way.
Badly Drawn Girl says:
>.>
Badly Drawn Girl says:
<.<
Freak OFF! says:
*clears throat* Precisely what I mean.

Emily and Shmoo Talking(I just got an email that said.. You Can Be A Cop, and I thought.. Hmm I SHOULD FORWARD THAT TO CORINNE! HAHAHA.)

Author: Shexpeare /


Emily says:
We should, like, all go on a road trip to see you...
Don't ever tell anybody anything. says:
um... I think you SHOULD. Except I might die or something. die of...surprisedness...yes, that is a word, now.
Emily says:
Well, we could like tell you before and then you would live and we could all hang out and it would be awesom!
Don't ever tell anybody anything. says:
haha! if I was tasha, I would tell you that you're cute and little. but I'm not her, so I'll say that you're extremely funny. lol
Emily says:
Thanks for that
Emily says:
I think
Emily says:
Yes, thanks for that
Don't ever tell anybody anything. says:
....
Don't ever tell anybody anything. says:
are you sure now?
Emily says:
Yeah
Don't ever tell anybody anything. says:
cool
Emily says:
I had to think about it for a minute
Emily says:
But I've decided that was a compliment

(NOTE: Sometimes when I insult her... she decides its a compliment too.)