smith's has a mircowave! today rocks!

Author: Shexpeare /

Today was such a great day.

I just thought I should tell you all. Today rocked.

Anyway! About the fruit-

like shmoo said, I will support, but I won't encourage. When a friend becomes what is thought of as a "fruiter"... it is just a surprise at first. Hence the "it is all just a little weird"
But I've ... well I guess I just needed a day to think on my own. And now I understand. And- just like when I met a fruiter in the first place, I'm cool with it. Seeing someone change is hard, but I've been told you get over it. I'd rather take time to think about how I can be the best friend I can... again, like shmoo said.
I feel differently then you think. Bottom line is, it didn't really change anything. And like the recent blog said, it never really mattered anyway.

So like I said, today was a really great day. I'm so happy!

Fruit, and lying.

Author: Shexpeare /

The last two weeks have taught me a few things about myself. I shall name two.

The first:
Let me use fruit to explain. Fruit can help explain anything. Now, for a minute or two here, pretend that fruit was wicked and horrible. Pretend that eating fruit, was a really bad thing to do. But mostly, pretend that it is socially unaccepted. So, if I meet someone who is a "fruiter" (someone who eats fruit, even though it is unacceptable) I'm cool with them. Even though I don't eat fruit, and I don't really like the fact that they do, I accept them and it. It doesn't really bother me, because that is part of them. But then, one of my friends becomes a fruiter. That is much harder for me to accept. I don't eat fruit, they didn't eat fruit, and- well, that was part of them. But now they have become a fruiter....
It isn't like I hate fruiters. I just got use to the fact that a fruiter was a fruiter, and my friend wasn't. That is part of them. And now everything is mixed up- it's all just a little weird.

The second: I hate lying to people. I hate it when people lie to me. Lying is just- oooo lying just evil.


Author: Shexpeare /

Dear Potential Lover-
I await our potential love. And I will regret our potential breakup. Potential love-
Holly (Your potential lover)

Candace Garner,
You are the love of my life. I feel like I am walking around without my pants on.

Here. Here are your pants
Love, Candace Garner.

The typhoon of my heart trembles your wrist like a machette at dawn. Oh wait, thats just a papercut.

Dear Shmoo,
*Spews love... like this-* LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!


Author: Shexpeare /

I am 23% Asshole/Bitch.
Not an Asshole or a Bitch.
I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.

I love that you always give me the cherry on the top of your sundae.

Author: Shexpeare /

I love that you always give me the cherry on the top of your sundae. That's true friendship. :)

I love that I get to see certain parts of you that no one else does. I love just doing nothing with you. I love visiting the garbage dump, and "busting out logs". I love that you laughed when I got attacked by the flies at the garbage dump (I must have smelled or something). I love surprising people with our friendship, and that we surprised ourselves with our friendship. Finding hippos, and getting hot chocolate and pie. Test driving cars. I love that "I'm black" and "humma humma".

I love making you laugh. That I feel at home with you. I love your smile and that you are beautiful. I love the good times. I love that you are so right about some things. How special you can make me feel, and how generous you are, and that you know what you want and no one can change that. I love that you are stubborn. I love that when I'm with you, I am pushed to be better, and that you make me better. That you visited me at Theatre Camp, and brought me a pillow and a bag. I love that pillow. I love that you roll your eyes when I freak out about how good chocolate milk really is. I love that yes, yes you do kick my butt at video games. I love taki. I love that you never want to make people sad or offended.

I love how excited you get over earrings. Your desire to understand things that you don't understand, or things that don't work for you. I love the green hairband I always wear on my wrist. I love how much you care about your sisters. I love when we put on fake tatoos. I love geeing in the bathroom. That you always think of the consequences. I love that you think so much differently then the people around you. That you are someone not to be embarrassed of. That you are loyal, and that I am loyal. That you have made me stronger. That just because I'm not your only friend doesn't mean I'm not a good one.

I love the naked squishy in all its glory. And the one day Naked Squishy 2 the sequel: Executive squishy. I love that you always push scan. I love when you hug me, and how it makes everything better. I love having someone to put first. You make me feel like a superhero. I love the cape you made for me. I love how you are the only person I have ever met, who can talk to my cat! I love that my parents adore you. I love that Hidalgo made you cry. I love that I climbed through your window.

That you are the only person who teaches me to lick my own wounds, and how that has helped me grow. I love that to you, I'm the Asian and everyone loves an asian girl. That you would miss me. I love that for my 13 or so days at Theatre camp, I got 13 or so emails from you. I love the flowers you randomly bought for Shamae. I love when you do that... you always do things for people when you don't have to.. and it makes them happy.

I love your chapstick addiction. I love when we go to the arcade and bombay house. I love when we said 25 I love yous and my head exploded. I love when you told me I had an arch enemy, and I love >.> <.< (Whoa! they are so looking at each other. And having stuck shifty eyes.) I love when you told me to go to the helpful creature. That in a lot of ways, we randomly are similar. But even more, that we are so different. I love how smart you are. You.. are effing smart. I love hanging out with your sisters. I love when we were in park city, and when we watched Phil of the future. When you wear green. Lucky buns and passing out. I love that you would be an amazing lawyer. I love Christmas Eve with you.

How you seem so in control. I love how much you love storms. I love that you ran to me in the rain when you needed someone. When you walk into my house. When you are at my house period. I love that you try not to look back, but its okay when you do. I love that you avoid lying if at all possible. I love how scary movies... well- scare you. I love how silly you can get. How good at shakespeare you are. That no one knows what you are thinking.

I love that seeing you can so easily make my day. When you come to me. I love talking to you in the middle of the night. I love how funny cheesecake and weird guys listening to eminem is. I love playing with your hair. That to me, nothing is boring when I'm with you. I love that one day, hopefully we will buy hot wheels. When you whine about the funniest things. And when whining is just so.... "Ennnyaaa!!!" "Enya?!". That you cook. That the first time we actually hung out at your house we played spies with your sisters. I love our awesome adventures.

I love doing things for you. I love how persuasive you are. I love that you know what is best. I love that most of the time you know and notice peoples motives. I love that you would never let me down when I really need you. You give me someplace to go. I love that I can trust you.

I love you.


Author: Shexpeare /

Read it. The Phantom of the Opera in 15m. This is especially for shmoo. ITS SO GREAT!


Author: Shexpeare /

HAHAHAHAH! Need I say more? Posted by Hello

Lyrics for the shmoo

Author: Shexpeare /

Dear friendly person are you listening?
I don't know why the urge was so overwhelming
Sometimes I cant think of the consequence
Can we go back to when I'm fresh and not so dense
Please touch give me that certain bounce of joy
The love I had for you still fresh and to enjoy
Are you so right that I'm really wrong
I can't stand thinking that you knew it all along
You always tell me to write you lyrics. So there you go. It is short, but.... that is all you are going to get right now.


Author: Shexpeare /

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New Year's Resolutions

Author: Shexpeare /

My new year's resolutions:
Get rid of all exercise in my life (Including walking).
Learn to do drugs.
Take my loved one's for granted.
Learn to swirve to hit cats.
Stop taking showers.
Laugh at babies who are late walkers and talkers.
Pull leaves off trees that appear to be flourishing.
Cut the heads off of little girls barbies.
Name the yet to be named voices in my head (something girly like Stephany or Tiffany).
Be less kind to puppies.
Steal someones dentures.
Spill things on peoples white shirts on purpose.
Floss everything but my teeth.
Learn to herd fat kids.
Travel (but only around my yard and with a light carry-on).

Happy Birthday

Author: Shexpeare /

We should go buy dry ice and ... uhh... fireworks? YEAH! Fireworks! happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a creep

Author: Shexpeare /

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so f****** special

But I 'm a creep, I 'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so f****** special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
She's running out again
She's running out
She run, run, run run
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so f****** special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here